Wednesday, 15 July 2009


Kittens like caterpillers - they are fuzzy, funny to look at, and contain the word "cat"

Tuesday, 14 July 2009

Bird Houses

Kittens like Bird Houses - they are the picnic baskets of the kitten world.

Thursday, 2 July 2009

Wednesday, 17 June 2009


Kittens don't understand Dangermouse, as it is a tautology, a bit like tastymouse, or smellymouse

Thursday, 30 April 2009

The Hustle

Kittens love the do do do doodydo do do, do do do do doodydo do do - do the Hustle!

Friday, 24 April 2009


Kittens love sunshine - it feels nice on their tummy...

Friday, 6 March 2009


kittens like these dogs - they're small enough to beat up.

Thursday, 26 February 2009


Kittens are very much in favour of Purina

Tuesday, 24 February 2009

cEvin Key

he may spell his name wrong, but his first solo album from 1998 is good.

Friday, 13 February 2009

method of exercising a cat

apparently someone patented an idea for exercising cats.  Kittens do not approve.

Monday, 26 January 2009

Cat Scratch Fever

Kittens don't understand the fuss about Cat Scratch Fever.

no-one makes a fuss about pac-man fever and that's just as bad

Saturday, 10 January 2009

Tuesday, 6 January 2009


Kittens thought phishing would be fun, but then they read about it and realised that the nice Nigerian man was not going to give them any phish.

Saturday, 3 January 2009


kittens don't really like diets, but they need to go on one now.