Friday, 28 March 2008

Thursday, 27 March 2008

The Crane Kick


Kittens like this karate technique - "If done right, there is no defence"



Wednesday, 26 March 2008

Miniclip


Kittens love miniclip - it allows them to play games on the PC when they're left alone in the house



Tuesday, 25 March 2008

Sidecars




Kittens love sidecars - they are good for sitting in and getting from place to place in the warm whilst not getting caught in traffic


Friday, 21 March 2008

Texas Lightning

Kittens love the band Texas Lightning. They think it's a travesty that they didn't even get into the top 3 in the 2006 Eurovision Song Contest

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Texas_Lightning#Honorary_Texas_Citizenship

Wednesday, 19 March 2008

Buckaroo


this the favorite board game for kittens. If the mule breaks they can just use each other to be the mule - they're the right size




Tuesday, 18 March 2008

Leslie A Lyons




Albert Einstein is the Leslie A Lyons of the non-kitten based science world.


Saturday, 15 March 2008

Hamster Racing


Kittens like hamster racing


it makes them both excited and hungry


Thursday, 13 March 2008

Comic Sans


this is Kittens' font of choice...




Wednesday, 12 March 2008

Ironside


Kittens love Ironside. Their dream life is to sit on Ironside's lap and roll around with him solving crimes without having to get up. Although they prefer mid-seventies Ironside when he'd chubbed up a bit and his lap was comfier.




Tuesday, 11 March 2008

Creme Eggs - and a warning

Easter is on the way and Kittens like creme eggs, but they can only eat the middle bit because chocolate is poison to them. Actually - whilst we're on the subject, kittens are also poisoned by lilies so don't have them in the house!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cadbury_Creme_Egg

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chocolate#Toxicity_in_non-human_animals

http://www.cfainc.org/articles/lilies.html



Monday, 10 March 2008

Mike Catt


This man's is kittens' favorite rugby player.




Friday, 7 March 2008

British Big Cats




Kittens are concerned about British Big Cats. Just because a cat puts on a little weight and goes for a walk in the country, doesn't mean he's a dangerous beast.


Wednesday, 5 March 2008

MC Skat Kat




successful music star cat that kittens like. One of his backing singers, Paula Abdul now apears occasionally on TV.


Tuesday, 4 March 2008

Shrodingers cat




Kittens feel sorry for Shrodingers cat. Kittens think that the cat should have been put in a box with a cake. The cake could have remained in both an "eaten" and "uneaten" state until the box was opened. This would be a far better experiment, so long as the box was comfy and the cake was tasty.

Monday, 3 March 2008

Trim


This cat discovered Australia. They have a statue of him and everything, honest.






Sunday, 2 March 2008

Stephen's Island Wren




Kittens would have liked Stephen's Island Wrens - they sound tasty.