Thursday 31 July 2008

Meow Mix




kittens like singing along to the Meow mix jingle.,..

"Meow Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow"


Tuesday 29 July 2008

Feral Cat


If a kitten went off the rails, like James Dean in "Rebel Without a Cause", he or she might become a feral cat



Monday 28 July 2008

Kattegat




If a scandinavian kitten wanted to make the quick hop from Denmark to Sweden, they would take a ferry across the Kattegat.


Friday 25 July 2008

USS Kitty Hawk


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Kitty_Hawk_%28CV-63%29

As far as Kittens are concerned, there is no finer aircraft carrier.


Wednesday 23 July 2008

Canadian army trophy




if a kitten became a tank gunner for any of the NATO countries, he or she would no doubt hope to win the Canadian Army Trophy


Monday 21 July 2008

Centre for Alternative technology




If a kitten was visiting a disused welsh quarry - he or she would be happy to find the Centre for Alternative Technology.


It has a restaurant, but unfortunately it's all hippy stuff and not like the hotdogs andburgers you get at Thorpe Park

http://lifeandhealth.guardian.co.uk/food/story/0,,2288364,00.html

Friday 18 July 2008

Hamilton Fish




He's kittens' favorite 19 century governor of New York


Thursday 17 July 2008

Salvatore Bonpensiero


Kittens are not allowed to watch the television show "The Sopranos" but when they grow up, they'll buy the DVD box set - at which point, their favorite character will be Salvatore Bonpensiero.


Tuesday 8 July 2008

Turkey Twizzlers




Kittens like Turkey Twizzlers, no matter what Jamie Oliver says


Monday 7 July 2008

Sybil




this is the chief cat in the labour government. Left wing kittens support her, right wing kittens are against her


Friday 4 July 2008

Mews House




if a kitten needed to live in a converted servants quarters/stable behind a large house, he or she would no doubt prefer a mews house


Wednesday 2 July 2008

Cat o Nine Tails


If a kitten wanted to maintain strict discipline on its 16th century ocean going warship, they might use a cat o nine tails.




Tuesday 1 July 2008

Shūji Terayama


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sh%C5%ABji_Terayama

kittens think that this man's first short film was great but it all went downhill after that...