Tuesday, 23 December 2008

bauble



Kittens like baubles. they are good for lookin' at, and battin' at.

Thursday, 18 December 2008

A new film

not on wikipedia, but still very good. the new fluffy little kitten movie is out!

Steve Guttenberg




Kittens have no strong feelings either way about Steve Guttenberg - He's better than Lord sebastian Coe, but worse than Catfood. however they had to look him up because he was in the pantomime and they didn't know who he was.


Pantomime




Kittens love Pantomime, and in fact they all went to see "Cinderella" at the Churchill Theatre Bromley this week. It starred Steve Guttenberg, who was in a lot of films made before the kittens were born.


Friday, 12 December 2008

Christmas Crackers


Although crackers are scary to begin with, and awkward to manipulate with little paws, kittens still like them.

Thursday, 11 December 2008

Christmas Trees



Kittens like Christmas Trees. Good for hidin' and lots of shiny things to play with.


Tuesday, 9 December 2008

Bagpuss




Kittens are a bit sad today because the nice man who looked after Bagpuss has died. his name was Oliver Postgate






Saturday, 6 December 2008

Reindeer


Kittens like reindeer - they're like normal deer, but reinier

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reindeer


Friday, 5 December 2008

Presents


Kittens like presents.... they'd quite like a GI Joe with a kung fu grip, or Buckaroo.




Thursday, 4 December 2008

Santa Claus


Kittens like Santa Claws. They al;so want to make it clear that they have been nice this year.

Wednesday, 3 December 2008

Advent Calendar


Kittens like advent calendars - especially ones with cat treats.




Wednesday, 26 November 2008

The Cat Gap


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cat_gap

Kittens are interested in the cat gap. Archaeologists cannot find any cat fossils at all in America that are dated between 18.5 million and 25 million years ago. These archaeologists say it means that cats were extinct for a long time in America. Kittens are less convinced - have the archaeologists checked underneath the fossil beds properly, or checked their neighbours fossil sheds and garages?


Tuesday, 25 November 2008

Cat on a hot tin roof


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cat_On_A_Hot_Tin_Roof

Kittens are pleased that no cats are harmed in the staging of this play. In fact, there's not even a cat in it, unlike Cats, the musical which does exactly what you'd imagine it to...




Monday, 24 November 2008

Curiosity


Kittens like curiousity - and can't understand all the fuss about it.




Thursday, 20 November 2008

Garfield


Kittens like this Garfield - he's a folk hero


not to be confused with this Garfield - who kittens don't like (but not as much as Charles J Guiteau!!)





Tuesday, 18 November 2008

Laser Pointer




kittens like batting at the dots that laser pointers make on the floor. They are, however, very careful not to shine pointers directly into their eyes.


Monday, 17 November 2008

Diana Vickers



Kittens vote for Diana in the X Factor - mostly because she sounds like a wet cat when she sings.


Friday, 14 November 2008

Tuna


kittens like tuna - it's the chicken of the sea...




Tuesday, 11 November 2008

Gaston Gaudio




Kittens like the Argentian tennis player Gaston Gaudio, but they're not sure why...




Sunday, 9 November 2008

Paws


Kittens like paws. Life would be far more awkward without them.




Friday, 7 November 2008

Cat Scan


Kittens who want to generate  three-dimensional images of the inside of an object from a large series of two dimensional x-ray images taken round a single axis of rotation might think of using a Cat Scanner


thanks to Rich Hemming


Wednesday, 5 November 2008

Kitty Forman


When Kittens watch the popular american sitcom, "That 70s Show," they particularly keep a lookout for Kitty Forman.



Tuesday, 4 November 2008

Mouse


kittens often get confused by this...




Wednesday, 29 October 2008

Kitten Kong


Kittens wish they were as big as Kitten Kong, the star of an episode of the goodies.




They would stomp around and say "Rahhr!"

Monday, 27 October 2008

Streaky the Supercat


Kittens think that this particular superhero is the best ever - the best of all the Legion of Superpets




Friday, 24 October 2008

Turkish Vans


Kittens have been confused about turkish vans. First they thought they were a type of motor vehicle from Turkey, but then after reading this article they realised they are in fact a type of cat.




Tuesday, 21 October 2008

Central African Time


Kittens from burundi set their watches to Central African Time.




Friday, 17 October 2008

Pheromones




kittens are strangely drawn to pheromones... especially Nepetalactone..



Tuesday, 14 October 2008

Plicatulidae


Kittens particularly like this mollusc...




Monday, 13 October 2008

Bird Bath


Kittens are big supporters of bird baths - mainly because they take food hygene issues very seriously.




Wednesday, 8 October 2008

Sagwa


Kittens wanting to find out about china in the 1900 can learn a lot from this cartoon - plus it's fun too..





Wednesday, 1 October 2008

Goldfish Bowls



goldfish bowls are the HD TV of the kitten world....




Wednesday, 24 September 2008

.cat


a kitten with an internet connection and a knowledge of the North East of Spain might favour the .cat top level domain




Friday, 12 September 2008

Phil Tufnel


This cricket guy is nicknamed "the Cat" - which makes him popular within the kitten community




Thursday, 11 September 2008

Robert C Baker


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_C._Baker



A genuine giant of US history - Kittens love Robert C "Barbeque Bob" Baker




Tuesday, 9 September 2008

Chloramphenicol acetyltransferase


Chloramphenicol acetyltransferase is generally considered by kittens to be the finest bacterial enzyme, better even than Sphingomyelinase phosphodiesterase.




Monday, 8 September 2008

The Gentle Touch


Kittens really liked the Gentle Touch featuring Jill Gascoigne - and they liked the spin off series even more




MUCH better than Juliet Bravo


Friday, 5 September 2008

Cats Eyes


if a kitten was driving at night on a country road, he or she would be glad to see Cats Eyes, as they would prevent him or her from accidentally going off the edge of the carriageway and into a tree, or a pond.


or a cow



(suggested by Mike Hobbs)

Thursday, 4 September 2008

Rising Sea levels

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sea_level_rise#Intergovernmental_Panel_on_Climate_Change_results

Kittens are concerned about rising sea levels - Kittens are only about a foot tall and so if sea level rises by more than 12 inches, presumably they'll all be underwater! Although the cat is this video will cope - despite being a little too fond of dogs.


Tuesday, 2 September 2008

Kats


If a kitten was in the Netherlands, theymight want to visit Kats




Friday, 29 August 2008

Astghadzor




kittens are disgusted at the renaming of this once quaint town in Armenia




Friday, 22 August 2008

Sylvester




Sufferin’ succotash - kittens love Sylvester as much as they hate tweety pie


Thursday, 21 August 2008

opposable thumbs




kittens love opposable thumbs - kittens don't have them, humans do.
If humans didn't have them, there would be no-one to open the tins of catfood; if kittens had them, they'd have to get their own tea - so it's all worked out very well on the evolutionary front.


Thursday, 14 August 2008

Dead Cat Bounce


Kittens with portfolios of stocks and shares are wary of Dead Cat Bounces.




Generally the only crunch they like is not credit crunch, but whiskas crunch.


Thursday, 31 July 2008

Meow Mix




kittens like singing along to the Meow mix jingle.,..

"Meow Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow"


Tuesday, 29 July 2008

Feral Cat


If a kitten went off the rails, like James Dean in "Rebel Without a Cause", he or she might become a feral cat



Monday, 28 July 2008

Kattegat




If a scandinavian kitten wanted to make the quick hop from Denmark to Sweden, they would take a ferry across the Kattegat.


Friday, 25 July 2008

USS Kitty Hawk


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Kitty_Hawk_%28CV-63%29

As far as Kittens are concerned, there is no finer aircraft carrier.


Wednesday, 23 July 2008

Canadian army trophy




if a kitten became a tank gunner for any of the NATO countries, he or she would no doubt hope to win the Canadian Army Trophy


Monday, 21 July 2008

Centre for Alternative technology




If a kitten was visiting a disused welsh quarry - he or she would be happy to find the Centre for Alternative Technology.


It has a restaurant, but unfortunately it's all hippy stuff and not like the hotdogs andburgers you get at Thorpe Park

http://lifeandhealth.guardian.co.uk/food/story/0,,2288364,00.html