Chihuahua

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chihuahua_(dog)

kittens like these dogs - they're small enough to beat up.

Purina

Kittens are very much in favour of Purina

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Purina

cEvin Key

he may spell his name wrong, but his first solo album from 1998 is good.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CEvin_Key

method of exercising a cat

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Method_of_exercising_a_cat

apparently someone patented an idea for exercising cats.  Kittens do not approve.

Cat Scratch Fever

Kittens don't understand the fuss about Cat Scratch Fever.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cat_scratch_fever

no-one makes a fuss about pac-man fever and that's just as bad

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pac-Man_Fever_(album)

Hot Water Bottles

Kittens like hot water bottles.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hot_water_bottle

Phishing

Kittens thought phishing would be fun, but then they read about it and realised that the nice Nigerian man was not going to give them any phish.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phishing