Cat Scratch Fever

Kittens don't understand the fuss about Cat Scratch Fever.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cat_scratch_fever

no-one makes a fuss about pac-man fever and that's just as bad

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pac-Man_Fever_(album)

Hot Water Bottles

Kittens like hot water bottles.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hot_water_bottle

Phishing

Kittens thought phishing would be fun, but then they read about it and realised that the nice Nigerian man was not going to give them any phish.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phishing

diets

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dieting

kittens don't really like diets, but they need to go on one now.

bauble

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bauble

Kittens like baubles. they are good for lookin' at, and battin' at.

A new film

not on wikipedia, but still very good. the new fluffy little kitten movie is out!

Steve Guttenberg

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_Guttenberg

Kittens have no strong feelings either way about Steve Guttenberg - He's better than Lord sebastian Coe, but worse than Catfood. however they had to look him up because he was in the pantomime and they didn't know who he was.