Sleep

Kittens like sleep

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sleep

The Crane Kick

Kittens like this karate technique - "If done right, there is no defence"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crane_kick

Miniclip

Kittens love miniclip - it allows them to play games on the PC when they're left alone in the house

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miniclip

Sidecars

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sidecar

Kittens love sidecars - they are good for sitting in and getting from place to place in the warm whilst not getting caught in traffic

Texas Lightning

Kittens love the band Texas Lightning. They think it's a travesty that they didn't even get into the top 3 in the 2006 Eurovision Song Contest

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Texas_Lightning#Honorary_Texas_Citizenship

Buckaroo

this the favorite board game for kittens. If the mule breaks they can just use each other to be the mule - they're the right size

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buckaroo_%28game%29

Leslie A Lyons

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leslie_A._Lyons

Albert Einstein is the Leslie A Lyons of the non-kitten based science world.