Tom

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_and_Jerry

this is a cat whose promising showbiz career was held back by an annoying mouse.

Buttered Cat Paradox

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buttered_cat_paradox

Kittens like this scientific theory.

Mousetrap

every kitten's favorite board game...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mouse_Trap_%28board_game%29

Cat Righting Reflex

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cat_righting_reflex

Very important to upside-down kittens

Purring

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Purr

kittens like purring, but no-one knows how it's done.

Fish and Chips

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fish_and_chips

Kittens have mixed feelings about fish and chips

Catford

Kittens have been to Catford, and whilst OK, it's not quite as nice as they would have hoped

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catford