Creme Eggs - and a warning

Easter is on the way and Kittens like creme eggs, but they can only eat the middle bit because chocolate is poison to them. Actually - whilst we're on the subject, kittens are also poisoned by lilies so don't have them in the house!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cadbury_Creme_Egg

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chocolate#Toxicity_in_non-human_animals

http://www.cfainc.org/articles/lilies.html

Mike Catt

This man's is kittens' favorite rugby player.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Catt

British Big Cats

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_big_cats

Kittens are concerned about British Big Cats. Just because a cat puts on a little weight and goes for a walk in the country, doesn't mean he's a dangerous beast.

MC Skat Kat

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MC_Skat_Kat

successful music star cat that kittens like. One of his backing singers, Paula Abdul now apears occasionally on TV.

Shrodingers cat

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schr%C3%B6dinger%27s_cat

Kittens feel sorry for Shrodingers cat. Kittens think that the cat should have been put in a box with a cake. The cake could have remained in both an "eaten" and "uneaten" state until the box was opened. This would be a far better experiment, so long as the box was comfy and the cake was tasty.

Trim

This cat discovered Australia. They have a statue of him and everything, honest.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trim_%28cat%29

Stephen's Island Wren

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephens_Island_Wren

Kittens would have liked Stephen's Island Wrens - they sound tasty.