caterpillers

Kittens like caterpillers - they are fuzzy, funny to look at, and contain the word "cat"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caterpiller

Bird Houses

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bird_house

Kittens like Bird Houses - they are the picnic baskets of the kitten world.

Fluffy Little Kitten

kitten's like Fluffy Little Kitten

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fluffy_Little_Kitten

Dangermouse

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dangermouse

Kittens don't understand Dangermouse, as it is a tautology, a bit like tastymouse, or smellymouse

The Hustle

Kittens love the Hustle....do do do do doodydo do do, do do do do doodydo do do - do the Hustle!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hustle_(dance)

sunshine

Kittens love sunshine - it feels nice on their tummy...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sunshine

Chihuahua

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chihuahua_(dog)

kittens like these dogs - they're small enough to beat up.

Purina

Kittens are very much in favour of Purina

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Purina

cEvin Key

he may spell his name wrong, but his first solo album from 1998 is good.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CEvin_Key

method of exercising a cat

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Method_of_exercising_a_cat

apparently someone patented an idea for exercising cats.  Kittens do not approve.

Cat Scratch Fever

Kittens don't understand the fuss about Cat Scratch Fever.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cat_scratch_fever

no-one makes a fuss about pac-man fever and that's just as bad

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pac-Man_Fever_(album)

Hot Water Bottles

Kittens like hot water bottles.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hot_water_bottle

Phishing

Kittens thought phishing would be fun, but then they read about it and realised that the nice Nigerian man was not going to give them any phish.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phishing

diets

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dieting

kittens don't really like diets, but they need to go on one now.

bauble

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bauble

Kittens like baubles. they are good for lookin' at, and battin' at.

A new film

not on wikipedia, but still very good. the new fluffy little kitten movie is out!

Steve Guttenberg

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_Guttenberg

Kittens have no strong feelings either way about Steve Guttenberg - He's better than Lord sebastian Coe, but worse than Catfood. however they had to look him up because he was in the pantomime and they didn't know who he was.

Pantomime

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pantomime

Kittens love Pantomime, and in fact they all went to see "Cinderella" at the Churchill Theatre Bromley this week. It starred Steve Guttenberg, who was in a lot of films made before the kittens were born.

Christmas Crackers

Although crackers are scary to begin with, and awkward to manipulate with little paws, kittens still like them.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christmas_cracker

Christmas Trees

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christmas_tree

Kittens like Christmas Trees. Good for hidin' and lots of shiny things to play with.