Astghadzor

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Astghadzor

kittens are disgusted at the renaming of this once quaint town in Armenia

Sylvester

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sylvester_(Looney_Tunes)

Sufferin’ succotash - kittens love Sylvester as much as they hate tweety pie

opposable thumbs

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opposable_thumbs#Importance_of_the_opposable_thumb

kittens love opposable thumbs - kittens don't have them, humans do.

If humans didn't have them, there would be no-one to open the tins of catfood; if kittens had them, they'd have to get their own tea - so it's all worked out very well on the evolutionary front.

Dead Cat Bounce

Kittens with portfolios of stocks and shares are wary of Dead Cat Bounces.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dead_cat_bounce

Generally the only crunch they like is not credit crunch, but whiskas crunch.