Cat Grass

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cat_grass

like normal grass, only cattier - Kittens like to munch on this...

John Erwin

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Erwin

this man is the voice of Morris the Cat AND He-man

can you tell which is which?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andean_mountain_cat

if a kitten was in the Andies, and they went to the mountains, they would be pleased to meet an Andean Mountain Cat

Andrew Lloyd Webber

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrew_Lloyd_Webber

This man wrote one good musical. The rest of his life has been wasted.

Tom

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_and_Jerry

this is a cat whose promising showbiz career was held back by an annoying mouse.

Buttered Cat Paradox

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buttered_cat_paradox

Kittens like this scientific theory.

Mousetrap

every kitten's favorite board game...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mouse_Trap_%28board_game%29

Cat Righting Reflex

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cat_righting_reflex

Very important to upside-down kittens

Purring

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Purr

kittens like purring, but no-one knows how it's done.

Fish and Chips

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fish_and_chips

Kittens have mixed feelings about fish and chips

Catford

Kittens have been to Catford, and whilst OK, it's not quite as nice as they would have hoped

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catford

Warrior Cats

Kittens like these books - Although they are filled with Peril!!!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Warrior_Cats

Pong

Kittens love Pong

It allows them to bat harmlessly at the TV screen with their little paws.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pong

Kot Filemon

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kot_Filemon

Polish Kittens like Kot Filemon.

The Cure

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_cure

Some kittens love the Cure because of their excellent gothyness. Others love them because they sing songs about pussycats.

The A Team

Kittens pity the fools who don't love the A team

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_team

Norwegian Forest Cat

If a kitten was in the forest in Norway it would be very pleased to meet a Norwegian Forest Cat

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norwegian_Forest_Cat

Voles

Kittens like voles - a tasty woodland snack

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vole