Sleep

Kittens like sleep

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sleep

The Crane Kick

Kittens like this karate technique - "If done right, there is no defence"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crane_kick

Miniclip

Kittens love miniclip - it allows them to play games on the PC when they're left alone in the house

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miniclip

Sidecars

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sidecar

Kittens love sidecars - they are good for sitting in and getting from place to place in the warm whilst not getting caught in traffic

Texas Lightning

Kittens love the band Texas Lightning. They think it's a travesty that they didn't even get into the top 3 in the 2006 Eurovision Song Contest

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Texas_Lightning#Honorary_Texas_Citizenship

Buckaroo

this the favorite board game for kittens. If the mule breaks they can just use each other to be the mule - they're the right size

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buckaroo_%28game%29

Leslie A Lyons

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leslie_A._Lyons

Albert Einstein is the Leslie A Lyons of the non-kitten based science world.

Hamster Racing

Kittens like hamster racing

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hamster_racing

it makes them both excited and hungry

Comic Sans

this is Kittens' font of choice...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comic_sans

Ironside

Kittens love Ironside. Their dream life is to sit on Ironside's lap and roll around with him solving crimes without having to get up. Although they prefer mid-seventies Ironside when he'd chubbed up a bit and his lap was comfier.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ironside_%28TV_series%29

Creme Eggs - and a warning

Easter is on the way and Kittens like creme eggs, but they can only eat the middle bit because chocolate is poison to them. Actually - whilst we're on the subject, kittens are also poisoned by lilies so don't have them in the house!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cadbury_Creme_Egg

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chocolate#Toxicity_in_non-human_animals

http://www.cfainc.org/articles/lilies.html

Mike Catt

This man's is kittens' favorite rugby player.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Catt

British Big Cats

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_big_cats

Kittens are concerned about British Big Cats. Just because a cat puts on a little weight and goes for a walk in the country, doesn't mean he's a dangerous beast.

MC Skat Kat

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MC_Skat_Kat

successful music star cat that kittens like. One of his backing singers, Paula Abdul now apears occasionally on TV.

Shrodingers cat

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schr%C3%B6dinger%27s_cat

Kittens feel sorry for Shrodingers cat. Kittens think that the cat should have been put in a box with a cake. The cake could have remained in both an "eaten" and "uneaten" state until the box was opened. This would be a far better experiment, so long as the box was comfy and the cake was tasty.

Trim

This cat discovered Australia. They have a statue of him and everything, honest.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trim_%28cat%29

Stephen's Island Wren

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephens_Island_Wren

Kittens would have liked Stephen's Island Wrens - they sound tasty.