bauble

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bauble

Kittens like baubles. they are good for lookin' at, and battin' at.

A new film

not on wikipedia, but still very good. the new fluffy little kitten movie is out!

Steve Guttenberg

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_Guttenberg

Kittens have no strong feelings either way about Steve Guttenberg - He's better than Lord sebastian Coe, but worse than Catfood. however they had to look him up because he was in the pantomime and they didn't know who he was.

Pantomime

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pantomime

Kittens love Pantomime, and in fact they all went to see "Cinderella" at the Churchill Theatre Bromley this week. It starred Steve Guttenberg, who was in a lot of films made before the kittens were born.

Christmas Crackers

Although crackers are scary to begin with, and awkward to manipulate with little paws, kittens still like them.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christmas_cracker

Christmas Trees

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christmas_tree

Kittens like Christmas Trees. Good for hidin' and lots of shiny things to play with.

Bagpuss

Kittens are a bit sad today because the nice man who looked after Bagpuss has died. his name was Oliver Postgate

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bagpuss

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oliver_Postgate

Reindeer

Kittens like reindeer - they're like normal deer, but reinier

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reindeer

Presents

Kittens like presents.... they'd quite like a GI Joe with a kung fu grip, or Buckaroo.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Presents

Santa Claus

Kittens like Santa Claws. They al;so want to make it clear that they have been nice this year.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Santa_Claus

Advent Calendar

Kittens like advent calendars - especially ones with cat treats.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Advent_calendar

The Cat Gap

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cat_gap

Kittens are interested in the cat gap. Archaeologists cannot find any cat fossils at all in America that are dated between 18.5 million and 25 million years ago. These archaeologists say it means that cats were extinct for a long time in America. Kittens are less convinced - have the archaeologists checked underneath the fossil beds properly, or checked their neighbours fossil sheds and garages?

Cat on a hot tin roof

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cat_On_A_Hot_Tin_Roof

Kittens are pleased that no cats are harmed in the staging of this play. In fact, there's not even a cat in it, unlike Cats, the musical which does exactly what you'd imagine it to...

Curiosity

Kittens like curiousity - and can't understand all the fuss about it.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curiosity

Garfield

Kittens like this Garfield - he's a folk hero

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garfield_(character)

not to be confused with this Garfield - who kittens don't like (but not as much as Charles J Guiteau!!)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_A._Garfield

Laser Pointer

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laser_pointer

kittens like batting at the dots that laser pointers make on the floor. They are, however, very careful not to shine pointers directly into their eyes.

Diana Vickers

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diana_Vickers#Diana_Vickers

Kittens vote for Diana in the X Factor - mostly because she sounds like a wet cat when she sings.

Tuna

kittens like tuna - it's the chicken of the sea...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tuna

Gaston Gaudio

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gast%C3%B3n_Gaudio

Kittens like the Argentian tennis player Gaston Gaudio, but they're not sure why...

Paws

Kittens like paws. Life would be far more awkward without them.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paws

Cat Scan

Kittens who want to generate  three-dimensional images of the inside of an object from a large series of two dimensional x-ray images taken round a single axis of rotation might think of using a Cat Scanner

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cat_scan

thanks to Rich Hemming

Kitty Forman

When Kittens watch the popular american sitcom, "That 70s Show," they particularly keep a lookout for Kitty Forman.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kitty_Forman

Mouse

kittens often get confused by this...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mouse_(computing)

Kitten Kong

Kittens wish they were as big as Kitten Kong, the star of an episode of the goodies.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kitten_Kong

They would stomp around and say "Rahhr!"

Streaky the Supercat

Kittens think that this particular superhero is the best ever - the best of all the Legion of Superpets

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Streaky_the_Supercat

Turkish Vans

Kittens have been confused about turkish vans. First they thought they were a type of motor vehicle from Turkey, but then after reading this article they realised they are in fact a type of cat.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turkish_van

Central African Time

Kittens from burundi set their watches to Central African Time.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Central_Africa_Time

Pheromones

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cat_pheromone

kittens are strangely drawn to pheromones... especially Nepetalactone..

Plicatulidae

Kittens particularly like this mollusc...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plicatulidae

Bird Bath

Kittens are big supporters of bird baths - mainly because they take food hygene issues very seriously.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bird_bath

Sagwa

Kittens wanting to find out about china in the 1900 can learn a lot from this cartoon - plus it's fun too..

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sagwa,_the_Chinese_Siamese_Cat

Goldfish Bowls

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goldfish_bowls

goldfish bowls are the HD TV of the kitten world....

.cat

a kitten with an internet connection and a knowledge of the North East of Spain might favour the .cat top level domain

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/.cat

Phil Tufnel

This cricket guy is nicknamed "the Cat" - which makes him popular within the kitten community

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phil_Tufnel

Robert C Baker

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_C._Baker

A genuine giant of US history - Kittens love Robert C "Barbeque Bob" Baker

Chloramphenicol acetyltransferase

Chloramphenicol acetyltransferase is generally considered by kittens to be the finest bacterial enzyme, better even than Sphingomyelinase phosphodiesterase.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chloramphenicol_acetyltransferase

The Gentle Touch

Kittens really liked the Gentle Touch featuring Jill Gascoigne - and they liked the spin off series even more

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Gentle_Touch

MUCH better than Juliet Bravo

Cats Eyes

if a kitten was driving at night on a country road, he or she would be glad to see Cats Eyes, as they would prevent him or her from accidentally going off the edge of the carriageway and into a tree, or a pond.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cat%27s_eye_(road)

or a cow

(suggested by Mike Hobbs)

Rising Sea levels

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sea_level_rise#Intergovernmental_Panel_on_Climate_Change_results

Kittens are concerned about rising sea levels - Kittens are only about a foot tall and so if sea level rises by more than 12 inches, presumably they'll all be underwater! Although the cat is this video will cope - despite being a little too fond of dogs.

Kats

If a kitten was in the Netherlands, theymight want to visit Kats

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kats

Astghadzor

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Astghadzor

kittens are disgusted at the renaming of this once quaint town in Armenia

Sylvester

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sylvester_(Looney_Tunes)

Sufferin’ succotash - kittens love Sylvester as much as they hate tweety pie

opposable thumbs

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opposable_thumbs#Importance_of_the_opposable_thumb

kittens love opposable thumbs - kittens don't have them, humans do.

If humans didn't have them, there would be no-one to open the tins of catfood; if kittens had them, they'd have to get their own tea - so it's all worked out very well on the evolutionary front.

Dead Cat Bounce

Kittens with portfolios of stocks and shares are wary of Dead Cat Bounces.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dead_cat_bounce

Generally the only crunch they like is not credit crunch, but whiskas crunch.

Meow Mix

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meow_Mix_%28cat_food%29

kittens like singing along to the Meow mix jingle.,..

"Meow Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow"

Feral Cat

If a kitten went off the rails, like James Dean in "Rebel Without a Cause", he or she might become a feral cat

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feral_cat

Kattegat

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kattegat

If a scandinavian kitten wanted to make the quick hop from Denmark to Sweden, they would take a ferry across the Kattegat.

USS Kitty Hawk

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Kitty_Hawk_%28CV-63%29

As far as Kittens are concerned, there is no finer aircraft carrier.

Canadian army trophy

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canadian_Army_Trophy

if a kitten became a tank gunner for any of the NATO countries, he or she would no doubt hope to win the Canadian Army Trophy

Centre for Alternative technology

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Centre_for_alternative_technology

If a kitten was visiting a disused welsh quarry - he or she would be happy to find the Centre for Alternative Technology.

It has a restaurant, but unfortunately it's all hippy stuff and not like the hotdogs andburgers you get at Thorpe Park

http://lifeandhealth.guardian.co.uk/food/story/0,,2288364,00.html