kittipedia

caterpillers

2009-07-15T00:31:00.000-07:00

Kittens like caterpillers - they are fuzzy, funny to look at, and contain the word "cat"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caterpiller

Bird Houses

2009-07-14T06:05:00.000-07:00

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bird_house

Kittens like Bird Houses - they are the picnic baskets of the kitten world.

Fluffy Little Kitten

2009-07-02T01:54:00.000-07:00

kitten's like Fluffy Little Kitten

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fluffy_Little_Kitten

Dangermouse

2009-06-17T05:26:00.000-07:00

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dangermouse

Kittens don't understand Dangermouse, as it is a tautology, a bit like tastymouse, or smellymouse

The Hustle

2009-04-30T05:38:00.000-07:00

Kittens love the Hustle....do do do do doodydo do do, do do do do doodydo do do - do the Hustle!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hustle_(dance)

sunshine

2009-04-24T06:02:00.000-07:00

Kittens love sunshine - it feels nice on their tummy...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sunshine

Chihuahua

2009-03-06T06:07:00.000-08:00

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chihuahua_(dog)

kittens like these dogs - they're small enough to beat up.

Purina

2009-02-26T11:07:00.000-08:00

Kittens are very much in favour of Purina

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Purina

cEvin Key

2009-02-24T06:16:00.000-08:00

he may spell his name wrong, but his first solo album from 1998 is good.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CEvin_Key

method of exercising a cat

2009-02-13T08:03:00.000-08:00

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Method_of_exercising_a_cat

apparently someone patented an idea for exercising cats. Kittens do not approve.

Cat Scratch Fever

2009-01-26T05:52:00.000-08:00

Kittens don't understand the fuss about Cat Scratch Fever.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cat_scratch_fever

no-one makes a fuss about pac-man fever and that's just as bad

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pac-Man_Fever_(album)

Hot Water Bottles

2009-01-10T10:11:00.000-08:00

Kittens like hot water bottles.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hot_water_bottle

Phishing

2009-01-06T08:49:00.000-08:00

Kittens thought phishing would be fun, but then they read about it and realised that the nice Nigerian man was not going to give them any phish.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phishing

diets

2009-01-03T07:24:00.000-08:00

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dieting

kittens don't really like diets, but they need to go on one now.

bauble

2008-12-23T01:28:00.000-08:00

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bauble

Kittens like baubles. they are good for lookin' at, and battin' at.

A new film

2008-12-18T01:16:00.000-08:00

not on wikipedia, but still very good. the new fluffy little kitten movie is out!

Steve Guttenberg

2008-12-18T00:49:00.000-08:00

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_Guttenberg

Kittens have no strong feelings either way about Steve Guttenberg - He's better than Lord sebastian Coe, but worse than Catfood. however they had to look him up because he was in the pantomime and they didn't know who he was.

Pantomime

2008-12-18T00:47:00.000-08:00

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pantomime

Kittens love Pantomime, and in fact they all went to see "Cinderella" at the Churchill Theatre Bromley this week. It starred Steve Guttenberg, who was in a lot of films made before the kittens were born.

Christmas Crackers

2008-12-12T05:55:00.001-08:00

Although crackers are scary to begin with, and awkward to manipulate with little paws, kittens still like them.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christmas_cracker

Christmas Trees

2008-12-11T05:41:00.000-08:00

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christmas_tree

Kittens like Christmas Trees. Good for hidin' and lots of shiny things to play with.

Bagpuss

2008-12-09T05:49:00.000-08:00

Kittens are a bit sad today because the nice man who looked after Bagpuss has died. his name was Oliver Postgate

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bagpuss

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oliver_Postgate

Reindeer

2008-12-06T04:54:00.000-08:00

Kittens like reindeer - they're like normal deer, but reinier

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reindeer

Presents

2008-12-05T05:20:00.000-08:00

Kittens like presents.... they'd quite like a GI Joe with a kung fu grip, or Buckaroo.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Presents

Santa Claus

2008-12-04T05:52:00.000-08:00

Kittens like Santa Claws. They al;so want to make it clear that they have been nice this year.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Santa_Claus

Advent Calendar

2008-12-03T01:05:00.000-08:00

Kittens like advent calendars - especially ones with cat treats.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Advent_calendar

The Cat Gap

2008-11-26T05:56:00.000-08:00

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cat_gap

Kittens are interested in the cat gap. Archaeologists cannot find any cat fossils at all in America that are dated between 18.5 million and 25 million years ago. These archaeologists say it means that cats were extinct for a long time in America. Kittens are less convinced - have the archaeologists checked underneath the fossil beds properly, or checked their neighbours fossil sheds and garages?

Cat on a hot tin roof

2008-11-25T05:56:00.000-08:00

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cat_On_A_Hot_Tin_Roof

Kittens are pleased that no cats are harmed in the staging of this play. In fact, there's not even a cat in it, unlike Cats, the musical which does exactly what you'd imagine it to...

Curiosity

2008-11-24T05:50:00.000-08:00

Kittens like curiousity - and can't understand all the fuss about it.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curiosity

Garfield

2008-11-20T05:26:00.001-08:00

Kittens like this Garfield - he's a folk hero

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garfield_(character)

not to be confused with this Garfield - who kittens don't like (but not as much as Charles J Guiteau!!)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_A._Garfield

Laser Pointer

2008-11-18T01:53:00.001-08:00

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laser_pointer

kittens like batting at the dots that laser pointers make on the floor. They are, however, very careful not to shine pointers directly into their eyes.

Diana Vickers

2008-11-17T03:26:00.001-08:00

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diana_Vickers#Diana_Vickers

Kittens vote for Diana in the X Factor - mostly because she sounds like a wet cat when she sings.

Tuna

2008-11-14T06:32:00.000-08:00

kittens like tuna - it's the chicken of the sea...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tuna

Gaston Gaudio

2008-11-11T05:38:00.000-08:00

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gast%C3%B3n_Gaudio

Kittens like the Argentian tennis player Gaston Gaudio, but they're not sure why...

Paws

2008-11-09T07:41:00.000-08:00

Kittens like paws. Life would be far more awkward without them.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paws

Cat Scan

2008-11-07T02:25:00.000-08:00

Kittens who want to generate three-dimensional images of the inside of an object from a large series of two dimensional x-ray images taken round a single axis of rotation might think of using a Cat Scanner

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cat_scan

thanks to Rich Hemming

Kitty Forman

2008-11-05T05:31:00.000-08:00

When Kittens watch the popular american sitcom, "That 70s Show," they particularly keep a lookout for Kitty Forman.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kitty_Forman

Mouse

2008-11-04T05:35:00.000-08:00

kittens often get confused by this...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mouse_(computing)

Kitten Kong

2008-10-29T07:00:00.000-07:00

Kittens wish they were as big as Kitten Kong, the star of an episode of the goodies.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kitten_Kong

They would stomp around and say "Rahhr!"

Streaky the Supercat

2008-10-27T06:37:00.000-07:00

Kittens think that this particular superhero is the best ever - the best of all the Legion of Superpets

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Streaky_the_Supercat

Turkish Vans

2008-10-24T05:20:00.000-07:00

Kittens have been confused about turkish vans. First they thought they were a type of motor vehicle from Turkey, but then after reading this article they realised they are in fact a type of cat.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turkish_van

Central African Time

2008-10-21T05:53:00.000-07:00

Kittens from burundi set their watches to Central African Time.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Central_Africa_Time

Pheromones

2008-10-17T00:50:00.000-07:00

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cat_pheromone

kittens are strangely drawn to pheromones... especially Nepetalactone..

Plicatulidae

2008-10-14T06:14:00.000-07:00

Kittens particularly like this mollusc...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plicatulidae

Bird Bath

2008-10-13T00:51:00.000-07:00

Kittens are big supporters of bird baths - mainly because they take food hygene issues very seriously.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bird_bath

Sagwa

2008-10-08T06:02:00.000-07:00

Kittens wanting to find out about china in the 1900 can learn a lot from this cartoon - plus it's fun too..

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sagwa,_the_Chinese_Siamese_Cat

Goldfish Bowls

2008-10-01T05:38:00.000-07:00

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goldfish_bowls

goldfish bowls are the HD TV of the kitten world....

.cat

2008-09-24T06:03:00.000-07:00

a kitten with an internet connection and a knowledge of the North East of Spain might favour the .cat top level domain

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/.cat

Phil Tufnel

2008-09-12T05:22:00.000-07:00

This cricket guy is nicknamed "the Cat" - which makes him popular within the kitten community

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phil_Tufnel

Robert C Baker

2008-09-11T06:19:00.000-07:00

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_C._Baker

A genuine giant of US history - Kittens love Robert C "Barbeque Bob" Baker

Chloramphenicol acetyltransferase

2008-09-09T05:51:00.000-07:00

Chloramphenicol acetyltransferase is generally considered by kittens to be the finest bacterial enzyme, better even than Sphingomyelinase phosphodiesterase.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chloramphenicol_acetyltransferase

The Gentle Touch

2008-09-08T05:36:00.000-07:00

Kittens really liked the Gentle Touch featuring Jill Gascoigne - and they liked the spin off series even more

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Gentle_Touch

MUCH better than Juliet Bravo

Cats Eyes

2008-09-05T05:56:00.000-07:00

if a kitten was driving at night on a country road, he or she would be glad to see Cats Eyes, as they would prevent him or her from accidentally going off the edge of the carriageway and into a tree, or a pond.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cat%27s_eye_(road)

or a cow

(suggested by Mike Hobbs)

Rising Sea levels

2008-09-04T05:30:00.000-07:00

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sea_level_rise#Intergovernmental_Panel_on_Climate_Change_results

Kittens are concerned about rising sea levels - Kittens are only about a foot tall and so if sea level rises by more than 12 inches, presumably they'll all be underwater! Although the cat is this video will cope - despite being a little too fond of dogs.

Kats

2008-09-02T05:52:00.000-07:00

If a kitten was in the Netherlands, theymight want to visit Kats

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kats

Astghadzor

2008-08-29T02:53:00.000-07:00

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Astghadzor

kittens are disgusted at the renaming of this once quaint town in Armenia

Sylvester

2008-08-22T06:24:00.000-07:00

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sylvester_(Looney_Tunes)

Sufferin’ succotash - kittens love Sylvester as much as they hate tweety pie

opposable thumbs

2008-08-21T05:51:00.000-07:00

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opposable_thumbs#Importance_of_the_opposable_thumb

kittens love opposable thumbs - kittens don't have them, humans do.

If humans didn't have them, there would be no-one to open the tins of catfood; if kittens had them, they'd have to get their own tea - so it's all worked out very well on the evolutionary front.

Dead Cat Bounce

2008-08-14T06:00:00.000-07:00

Kittens with portfolios of stocks and shares are wary of Dead Cat Bounces.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dead_cat_bounce

Generally the only crunch they like is not credit crunch, but whiskas crunch.

Meow Mix

2008-07-31T05:38:00.000-07:00

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meow_Mix_%28cat_food%29

kittens like singing along to the Meow mix jingle.,..

"Meow Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow"

Feral Cat

2008-07-29T05:47:00.000-07:00

If a kitten went off the rails, like James Dean in "Rebel Without a Cause", he or she might become a feral cat

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feral_cat

Kattegat

2008-07-28T05:48:00.000-07:00

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kattegat

If a scandinavian kitten wanted to make the quick hop from Denmark to Sweden, they would take a ferry across the Kattegat.

USS Kitty Hawk

2008-07-25T05:43:00.001-07:00

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Kitty_Hawk_%28CV-63%29

As far as Kittens are concerned, there is no finer aircraft carrier.

Canadian army trophy

2008-07-23T05:44:00.000-07:00

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canadian_Army_Trophy

if a kitten became a tank gunner for any of the NATO countries, he or she would no doubt hope to win the Canadian Army Trophy

Centre for Alternative technology

2008-07-21T05:58:00.000-07:00

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Centre_for_alternative_technology

If a kitten was visiting a disused welsh quarry - he or she would be happy to find the Centre for Alternative Technology.

It has a restaurant, but unfortunately it's all hippy stuff and not like the hotdogs andburgers you get at Thorpe Park

http://lifeandhealth.guardian.co.uk/food/story/0,,2288364,00.html

Hamilton Fish

2008-07-18T05:47:00.000-07:00

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hamilton_Fish

He's kittens' favorite 19 century governor of New York

Salvatore Bonpensiero

2008-07-17T05:58:00.000-07:00

Kittens are not allowed to watch the television show "The Sopranos" but when they grow up, they'll buy the DVD box set - at which point, their favorite character will be Salvatore Bonpensiero.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Pussy_Bonpensiero

Turkey Twizzlers

2008-07-08T06:03:00.000-07:00

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turkey_twizzler#Turkey_Twizzlers

Kittens like Turkey Twizzlers, no matter what Jamie Oliver says

Sybil

2008-07-07T05:47:00.000-07:00

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sybil_%28cat%29

this is the chief cat in the labour government. Left wing kittens support her, right wing kittens are against her

Mews House

2008-07-04T05:39:00.001-07:00

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mews

if a kitten needed to live in a converted servants quarters/stable behind a large house, he or she would no doubt prefer a mews house

Cat o Nine Tails

2008-07-02T07:10:00.000-07:00

If a kitten wanted to maintain strict discipline on its 16th century ocean going warship, they might use a cat o nine tails.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cat_o%27_nine_tails

Shūji Terayama

2008-07-01T06:22:00.000-07:00

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sh%C5%ABji_Terayama

kittens think that this man's first short film was great but it all went downhill after that...

The Fonz

2008-06-30T05:51:00.000-07:00

Kittens love the Fonz - but then doesn't everyone...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fonzie

here he is with a cat.

Jacob Cats

2008-06-25T05:45:00.000-07:00

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jacob_Cats

Dutch Kittens reckon that Jacob Cats is the number one renaissance poet, much better than Hooft or Vondel.

the vet

2008-06-20T02:15:00.000-07:00

if a kitten was bitten, it would go to the vet.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Veterinarian

Kneading

2008-06-17T01:29:00.000-07:00

A kitten could work in a bakery, if he or she needed the dough.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kneading_%28cats%29

Kitten from Big brother

2008-06-11T05:31:00.001-07:00

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Brother_2004_%28UK%29#Kitten

now that big brother uk has started again, kittens are reminded of 2004 1st week failure, Kitten Pinder.

She let the kittens down.

Munchkin Cat

2008-06-10T05:10:00.001-07:00

if a kitten needed help picking up things very close to the ground. He or She might turn to a Munchkin Cat for assistance

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Munchkin_cat

Central Area Transmission System

2008-06-04T01:16:00.000-07:00

Whenever a kitten wants to move natural gas from Scotland to England, they prefer to use the Central Area Transmission System

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Central_Area_Transmission_System

Critics Award for the theatre in scotland

2008-05-28T06:06:00.001-07:00

Scottish kittens make most of their drama decisions based on the outcome of these awards...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Critics%27_Awards_for_Theatre_in_Scotland

Charlotte Area Transit System

2008-05-25T06:55:00.000-07:00

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charlotte_Area_Transit_System

If a kitten was in North Carolina - it would no doubt make use of the Charlotte Area Transit System.

Unsinkable Sam

2008-05-21T05:53:00.000-07:00

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unsinkable_Sam

Kittens are pretty sure that "Unsinkable" is not the right name for this cat - he seems to sink all the time

He also appears to have been a bit casual about changing sides during the war.

cat shows

2008-05-13T06:12:00.000-07:00

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cat_show

kittens love cat shows.

Sausage Dogs

2008-05-08T05:50:00.000-07:00

Kittens have mixed feelings about these. Sausages; AOK. Dogs; rubbish

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sausage_dog

Barbeque

2008-05-06T11:10:00.000-07:00

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barbeque

kittens like barbeques...they are good.

Greg Cattrano

2008-05-05T06:19:00.000-07:00

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greg_Cattrano

This is kittens favorite lacrosse goalie

Cattier Champagne

2008-05-01T05:48:00.000-07:00

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cattier

Kittens like this drink - it's like normal champagne, only cattier

Cat Grass

2008-04-29T02:51:00.000-07:00

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cat_grass

like normal grass, only cattier - Kittens like to munch on this...

John Erwin

2008-04-28T04:08:00.000-07:00

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Erwin

this man is the voice of Morris the Cat AND He-man

can you tell which is which?

2008-04-26T03:04:00.000-07:00

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andean_mountain_cat

if a kitten was in the Andies, and they went to the mountains, they would be pleased to meet an Andean Mountain Cat

Andrew Lloyd Webber

2008-04-24T02:49:00.000-07:00

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrew_Lloyd_Webber

This man wrote one good musical. The rest of his life has been wasted.

Tom

2008-04-23T07:47:00.000-07:00

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_and_Jerry

this is a cat whose promising showbiz career was held back by an annoying mouse.

Buttered Cat Paradox

2008-04-21T10:04:00.000-07:00

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buttered_cat_paradox

Kittens like this scientific theory.

Mousetrap

2008-04-18T09:32:00.000-07:00

every kitten's favorite board game...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mouse_Trap_%28board_game%29

Cat Righting Reflex

2008-04-17T03:20:00.000-07:00

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cat_righting_refle x

Very important to upside-down kittens

Purring

2008-04-16T08:41:00.000-07:00

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Purr

kittens like purring, but no-one knows how it's done.

Fish and Chips

2008-04-15T04:09:00.000-07:00

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fish_and_chips

Kittens have mixed feelings about fish and chips

Catford

2008-04-11T09:11:00.001-07:00

Kittens have been to Catford, and whilst OK, it's not quite as nice as they would have hoped

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catford

Warrior Cats

2008-04-10T08:06:00.000-07:00

Kittens like these books - Although they are filled with Peril!!!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Warrior_Cats

Pong

2008-04-09T08:44:00.001-07:00

Kittens love Pong

It allows them to bat harmlessly at the TV screen with their little paws.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pong

Kot Filemon

2008-04-08T03:07:00.000-07:00

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kot_Filemon

Polish Kittens like Kot Filemon.